Originally Posted by FlyingUnderTheRadar

Simple do not ask and yea shall receive:


Dear Delta,

During the my flight today on DLXXXX I experienced following issues:

The lavatory smelled like crap, the floor was wet, the TP was too thin, and the paper towels were jammed so tightly I could not extricate one without ripping it to pieces.

I would like to ask that a note be sent to the ground crew in HEL to improve their procedures.

Thank you,

PO'ed PAX




Return message from Delta:

Dear PAX,

I am so sorry to learn of your recent incident on Delta. I am sure it was a frustrating experience in the lavatory. At Delta we would like to thank you for your uber status. As compensation for your experience I have placed 7,500 sky pesos into your account.

Sincerely,

RA