Originally Posted by
canadiancow
I'm actually really tempted now...
For $25 I can get a nice baseball hat that says:
with the "100K" much larger text.
Maybe I'll save it for the next do

What you really need is a hat with velcro on the front, then get velcro patches for all appropriate situations -- Altitude status for AC flights, WestJet Gold patch for WestJet flights, hotel status patches for checking into a hotel, so on and so forth. (Just remember to swap the patch out on the way from the airport to the hotel)
That way, no matter where you go, everyone will always know who you are!