Originally Posted by
Showbizguru
I must say from the brief glimpes of parts of Mrs uk1 we've seen in your photographs she's keeping in great shape despite your best efforts to fatten the old gal up.
Your portion sizes are enormous.
However,Champagne with Ketchup on the same table get full marks in my book.^
It was stuff we had to eat ... I over ordered ....... and she was a size 6 when I met her ... but she is very lovely. It was a champers day today. A s*d it day, if you get my drift. We've had a few deliveries of Bredon at half price which I think tastes of what you'd produce if you bred Deutz and LPGS so it is a steal at half price. So I have cases of it all over the place.
I had a cunning plan this year. Fed up with not smoking when it was raining. So an outside cigar room. With roof. This is it today. Well the roof that is. Twinkly lights, chinese silk cheap vines and a bit of guttering down the middle to stop the drips. I deserve an inventors medal for this. Somewhere to smoke, drink brandy and suck a Mozart ball in bleedin' peace and no yakking.