Originally Posted by JohnMacWW

Backwhen I flew WN all the time the FAs were famous for humourous versions of the flight safety routine. One common joke/ parody went like this when hitting the part about how to find and use the inflatable life jacket:
"in very unlikely event we have to make an emergency landing over water between Kansas City and Chicago [with emphasis on the city names].... you will find your ....."

I knew it was a vioaltion and considered telling them but I figured it was worthless anyways because no one pays attention and I really did not want to delay us (we were taxing pretty quickly to make up for some delays at the gate. But i guess I should have said something.