"Sometimes when I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I close my eyes and feel like I'm flying-drifting into eternity, above and beyond all the craziness of the world below, and I dream that all there is in the world is love, harmony and bacon. In an effort to forward world peace, I plan to be the first person to send bacon into space. I’m in negotiations with the Russian government to purchase a seat on their next space shuttle where I’ll place a box with our Thirteen Bacon Combo. I keep calling the Bush White House seeking a better offer, but I can’t get a call back. Maybe they only eat beef in Texas? Wouldn’t it be a national embarrassment if the Russians were the first to send bacon into space?

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