Southwest announcements don't amuse me...they are just a little too saccharine. But I heard a funny (non-WN) announcement today on an American Eagle flight from TVC to ORD. We were delayed because of rain and the pilot announced (prior to departure) that we'd cross Lake Michigan over to Green Bay then fly down the coast (as opposed to crossing Lake Michigan closer to Chicago). When we finally landed, we took the scenic route to the terminal. When we eventually got to the gate, the pilot came on the PA to say, "Welcome to Chicago. We actually landed at Milwaukee and taxied the rest of the way."