On a recent regional flight to IAD there was a very nice if somewhat green FA onboard. As English wasn't his first language that combined with what appeared to be some slight nervousness to make for some interesting announcements. These were my favorites: on landing he said, very happily "Ladies and gentlemen - we made it!" (Was there concern we wouldn't?). He also informed us to "Be careful when opening the overhead bins as you will be injured" and asked us to "please remain seated until the plane has departed before leaving the plane."
I wanted to check and see if the overhead bins had a parachute as I didn't know I was supposed to bring one but didn't want the guaranteed injury either...

Who else has some good ones?

(I thought I remembered another thread but didn't see anything recent when searching)