Originally Posted by
JerryFF
Am I wrong or was this thread started on April 1?

Good thought, but I'm assuming it was the wee hours in the morning of April 2nd in Europe.
Where else would the idea of hostels be common? Australia? If that's the case, then the OP was f-ed up out of his skull at 2 or 3PM(?), which makes this thread at least 50% more awesome than I thought it was.
Tried to daydrink but ran out of money at lunch? That's truly awesome.