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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 8:52 am
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Originally Posted by Crazyhotelguy
So I guess we should create some new terms for the Politically Correct, Non-Offensive DL forum...

OK, I will start..

We cannot use Kettle anymore... So how about we use Person Riding In Coach or PRIC for short...

We cannot use Dragon anymore... So how about Sky Club Uniformed Member or SCUM for short...

We cannot use Delta. Dumb anymore.. So how about we use Delta's Optimal Reservation Center or DORC.

Maybe this will make everyone feel warm and fuzzy...

Afterall, how offensive can the following story be?

The PRIC who booked his flight on DORC was not allowed in the Sky Club by the SCUM.

Yeah, that's much better....
You crack me up. ^
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