Midwest is anywhere I fly over from BOS to LAX or whatever other west coast destination I'm flying to . For me, even NYC is flyover country! Four of my next five trips are all to places that would fall under almost any defintion of the Midwest (STL/3 trips to Kansas) so I think I do actually know my Midwest. You can ignore my first comment as purely in jest .

I missed out on OD, only one OD anywhere nearby and it never had any, and I didn't have Ink until recently. I was the first one to find out 100% confirmed that the OD/VR game was over, on my first visit to an OD with my Ink card. So I never had a chance at it! At least I did get 5x on my printer purchase that day, and actually got a decent printer .