Originally Posted by
TheGolfWidow
How many screeners does it take to return a lost driver's license or phone? Shouldn't be more than one, should it?
"Boss, can I have a couple of minutes to take this iPhone back to the passenger who left it here? No, I'm sure I can handle it on my own. I'm sure that I'd never be tempted to stick it in my pocket once I get around the corner and just pretend that I gave it back to the passenger. You can trust me completely."
