Anybody else get this offer, or is Jamie Dimon lavishing it solely upon
my wife?

My wife's UA FF# is eligible, too. (Me? Not so much...stuck with MileagePlus Visa, but I get 3x UA purchases and 2x groceries.) Unfortunately, she's canceled a UA CC within the past 12 months, so I have a feeling that she would not get these bonus points (and that the CSR would be slippery when directly asked...)
So, irrefutably, this offer is clearly only valid for female SOs of FTers.