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Old Aug 28, 2012 | 8:38 pm
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Caradoc
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Originally Posted by sharktums
You found a TSA Agent with a sense of humor!?!?! WHAAAAAT?!?!?
There have always been TSA employees with a sense of humor - like the wag that wrote:

Integrity:
We are a people of integrity who respect and care for others and protect the information we handle.
We are a people who conduct ourselves in an honest, trustworthy and ethical manner at all times.
We are a people who gain strength from the diversity in our cultures.
Innovation:
We are a people who embrace and stand ready for change.
We are a people who are courageous and willing to take on new challenges.
We are a people with an enterprising spirit, striving for innovations who accept the risk-taking that comes with it.
Team Spirit:
We are a people who are open, respectful and dedicated to making others better.
We are a people who have a passion for challenge, success and being on a winning team.
We are a people who will build teams around our strengths.
That's some seriously funny stuff right there, given the source and their actions...
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