Originally Posted by jeff30189

If an alien life form landed on earth and the first thing he did was read FT, he'd be convinced that the 3 major challenges facing mankind are (1) the inability to get excessive amounts of free liquor quickly, (2) the fake cheese scandal, and (3) feet on the bulkhead.

Oh the horrors! Customers will have to ASK for a glass of Woodfords rather than pouring into a 12 oz coffee cup.