OK, I'll take the
bait.
Saturday morning at DCA, can't checkin at kiosk, so get in the 1K line. No one else in 1K, a couple of kettles in regular line. Kettle in front starts berating me for trying to cut the line, I explain I'm 1K and this is my line.
"Well I have a first class ticket"
Get on the plane, see her heading for E-.