Airport, last restroom break before boarding, open purse I placed on sink next to mine slips into basin: no worries, dry sink, I'm almost done. Lady steps up and triggers auto faucet, and stands there in my way, staring and apologizing as purse gets soaked with water and I unsuccessfully try to grab it. (I really liked that phone.)
She sat in middle seat next to me, but I didn't deliberately spill my wine on her, as she had apologized.