Originally Posted by
Pesky Monkey
It's clearly only a matter of time before pets have to groped.
Pistole's probably gotten some 'chatter' that informs him pets are the newest threat vector, while the shoes of kids under 12 and folks over 75 are not.
Heaven help the pet (and owner) that tests positive on a swab. And can a pet be assigned to the NoS? Wonder how they do a 'resolution' grope if there are any anomalies?