This happened on 4/1, and it was definitely not supposed to be an April Fools joke! My husband and I got upgraded on the MIA-IAH flight, he was in 3E, I was in 3F. One of our friends from Houston was also on the flight but sitting pretty far back. Shortly after taking off I remembered I had a few drink tickets left, and thought it would be nice to bring them back to him. After we finished our dinners, and still had some wine left, I decided to take the drink tickets back to him. In the process of shuffling by my husband, I forgot my rear end is bigger than I think it is and spilled the glass of red wine all over the lap of his khaki shorts! Of course this wasn't his final destination, and he checked his bag through to SAN. So he had to ride the rest of the flight to IAH and then on to SAN with purple stained, wine smelling khaki shorts. I'm not sure if he is still mad at me or not....