Indeed - I chose not to install stealth death traps in my present house

Black labradors on dark blue carpets at night are also tricky - when I stay in one of the guest rooms at my parents, you have to come out on to a landing, down some stairs and then up again to the main part of the house where the bathrooms are - when I visit, my lab has taken to sleeping on this little half landing - I think he is trying to punish me for leaving him there!