I am legally discriminated against by age almost every day of the week.

For some reason the AARP says I can't join their club because I'm not old enough yet. Denny's won't even let me order the Senior Slam for the same reason! Call my lawyer!

Disneyland and all the movie theater chains refuse to sell me a lower priced ticket for exactly the same services just because I'm not young enough any longer. I'll sue their asses off!

[This message has been edited by PremEx (edited 05-06-2003).]