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Old Mar 28, 2012 | 12:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Jailer
Checking in at the hospital in the midst of labor, the admitting staff asked American-born/Chinese descent Mrs. Jailer to answer questions while she was power-breathing. Receiving no answer they asked, “Lady, do you speak English?”

To this day, 21 years later, when having a discussion with my wife that appears to me, at any rate, to make no sense I always ask, “Lady, do you speak English?” I do watch my back for a few days afterwards; you know how those foreign Orientals do hold a grudge.
OMG. The fact that you are still alive to post about this means that your wife is the most forgiving woman I have ever known in my life!

BTW, my wife was also asked if our 50% Chinese 50% Russian 100% American son was adopted from China when she took him to the park when he was a baby.
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