OK, I got behind a couple of kettles the other morning at SWF.

-They were suprised by needing to produce a photo ID at the start of the screening line.
-The wife waited for her husband before moving forward to the plastic bins. There is only one line open and there was no one in front of them. All of their sheenanigans caused a bit of a traffic jam. It took me >10 minutes to get through, when it should have taken a couple.
-They asked 4 times what needed to come out of the carryon and what could stay.
-They wound up unpacking their carryons and putting EVERYTHING into the bins.
-After that the man had coins in his pocket and had to be rescreened.
-Then they had no idea how they got all of this stuff into the carryons in the first place and they were still trying to repack long after I cleared, got my loafers back on and was on my way to the gate.