Ok, I'll bite...
I own a cellular messaging and content distribution service, in short, we gather content and redistribute it on cellphones and PDA's using SMS, WAP, I-Mode, Voice and a variety of other boring technologies. We work with third party content but also gather our own content though a call-center. One service for example alerts drivers of speedtraps on Dutch highways. We send out several million messages a month. The company runs best without me so I stopped interfering with it last year and currently sit around all day doing nothing, considering I was born lazy this suits just fine. I've never had a "real" job and started my company officially the day I turned 18 even though I was in business since I was 13. On the side I also have a webhosting firm that specializes in value added hosting, we do everything from chat hosting through billing solutions to bulletin boards (mainly for the sports and music industry). This too is something I leave for others to run for me.