Original Member, Ambassador: External Miles and Points Resources
Join Date: May 1998
Location: Digital Nomad Wandering the Earth - Currently in LIMA, PERU
Posts: 58,675
I am alive.
And thank you (again), Bernie!!!!!!
Some thoughts:
-LH first: 1, UA first: 0.
-Summer thunderstorms in chicago suck (aka: "Have fun in Dusseldorf without me, guys...").
-The ORD UA first concierges rock (aka: "I'm going to Dusseldorf, baby!")
-Jet lag + hangover + extremely tall structure + moving floor = a problem only more alt can cure.
-How is it that I seem to always randomly end up in the same dive bar in Aldstat?
-I was at all the events. You just couldnt see me thanks to my nifty new stelth technology!
-Emailman rescued me at the wheel!
-The only thing better then little glasses of alt? Little KEGS of alt.
-If I were born in 1984, how old would that make me, exactly????????
-Dont wear Raiders jerseys and expect to be openly welcomed at Dusseldicos.
-I am not scottish. I am not scottish. I am not scottish. And my accent sucks.
-No one likes to have altbier poured in their ear at 5am.
-Try not to vomit on the nice LH ladies.
I need a nap.