Originally Posted by
CelticPax
So many defective employees.
... the screeners can't seem to figure out how to operate the pants.
...The police then arrest the man for defective pants, instead of the defective screeners.
Oh great, I'm in the world's dullest meeting and you've got me laughing out loud. Sure, the incident itself is (predictably) infuriating, but your description is brilliant!