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Old Feb 2, 2012, 11:11 am
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mahohmei
 
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Originally Posted by Caradoc
At this point, it's a safe bet that any TSA employee who does not insist that you keep your eyes on your own stuff is planning on stealing something from you.
When you opt out of the NoS, you get to tell the TS"O":

- "I want to watch you pull a fresh pair of gloves out of the box."
- "By 'resistance', do you mean my testicles and penis? Yes or no?"

So how would this go?

Me: "My belongings are right there, I insist on having full view of them while you grope me."

TS"O": "No, you can't have view of your belongings."

Me: "Not true; you actually want to steal my belongings. I want a law enforcement officer here right now."

Forget having a LEO witness the grope; I want a LEO to watch my belongings during the grope.
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