Unfortunately, Counsellor, this little "l" libertarian will be firmly enconsed in seat 5C in room 401 of Cramer Hall, Portland State University, toiling over a Symbolic Logic midterm exam.

So stop torturing me with visions of bretzeln and wurst and mushroom soup at the Nuernberger Bratwurst Gloeckl am Dom and the Augustiner already! Especially since fares to MUC dropped to $417 today.

(Shewt. Now I'm looking at red-eye options outta PDX. I really hate you guys ... )