I have never done a mileage run.
I did not fly on first class until this year, when I pretended to be my wife (name Lee)
I have never been bumped.
I have never been an elite level on NW or any airline...this was the breakthrough year until my mother in law shot my plan down, I was about to purchase NWorldVacations's special cyberfare to Bangkok, my wife had to let her mother know, who went ballistic that we are nuts since Osama was watching for our plane to shoot it down!
I left my digital camera in the Chicago Hilton room...surprisingly, I noticed it walking towards the terminal, I went back and the sweet housecleaning lady had returned it (I gave her a good tip)...happily I walked to the terminal again only to discover that my cell phone was missing, I had to go back up to the room and look for it, gone, running out of time to miss the plane, wondering on the flight that some very lucky person was calling his extended family, walking to the parking lot in Detroit I noticed a very weird sound coming from my suitcase, I opened it to find my cell phone in my shoe!!!!!
I killed my first goldfish by overfeeding it, the food label said to feed it "several times a day", so I did, after 5 days of getting a super belly right out of a horror movie flick
Dennis (his name) finally became a martyr
When I first heard of Latin Pass I thought it was a pass to a night club
I sincerely thought the Lions were going to challenge for the Superbowl this year
I have never been to an airline club, the closest I got in it was seeing that movie with Afleck
I did participate by submitting a ridiculous humiliating picture of me with Healthy Choice stuff to win the 1 million miles contest (if I find the disk, I may show it to 'ya all)...my wife put a copy of it in our refrigerator door, bet ya your own wife has never laughed at you more than my wife did, now how humiliating is that!
Allright, I am running out of things to write, do I win? Regardless, you all have a good and peacefull 2002!
George