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Old Dec 7, 2011 | 9:11 am
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Originally Posted by N965VJ
This is the new TSA At Your Service™ concierge program. The screeners will be providing dining and lodging recommendations based on your itinerary, career advancement advice, and continuing education counseling.
(After cleaning off the spittle from my computer monitor...)

Outstanding answer. "Where are you going," will get, "I'm going to XYZ, as it says on my boarding pass. Why, can you recommend a good restaurant?," unless I'm going to Las Vegas, in which case the answer will be, "Pahrump. I want to check out the buffets."

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