I just couldn't pass this little tidbit up...

While purusing the TSA website, I stumbled upon the section on service animals. Low and behold, my eye caught sight of "Service Monkey" and my keyboard subsequently became covered in spewed diet Coke!

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtrav...al_1056.shtm#2


Yep, Service Monkeys are allowed onboard the aircraft! My mind immediately recalled the Clint Eastwood co-star in "Any Which Way But Loose".... "Right Turn Clyde!"

Or, the extensively internet distributed Suburban Auto "Trunk Monkey" commercials.

Let's see -- could we train a Service Monkey to interact with the TSO "Blue Shirts"? It dosen't state a size or species limitation on the Service Monkey -- so an Orangutan should be acceptable. I can just just see it now "Sensitive Area Clyde!", during the grope session...when they decide his diaper needs further screening! ^

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60685/...ale_orangutan/