Wow. Just when you thought it wasn't possible, a new low.
Actually, I find it pretty easy to believe at this point. First we pay them to grope granny; now we pay them to dress granny up and try to sneak her onto a plane.
Yes, and in addition, TSA granny can grope herself and self-clear into the sterile area. Perhaps this is the beginnings of a Trusted Granny program.