My first though: Oooh! Screener-on-screener action! Are there any poles, gels, or naughty bits involved?
I can see a TSA Porn Star movie now... "Ooh! Come over here, you naughty screener! Allow me to confiscate that bottle, we're gonna make you all wet!"
"Hey, is that an iPad in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it's an iPad."
Originally Posted by
VelvetKennedy
Just because the supervisor is in plain clothes that doesn't mean all the people they supervise won't recognize them by their face.
Maybe the supervisors put bags over their faces when they go through the line, so their employees won't recognize them. @:-)
Of course, the bags would have to have smiley faces drawn on them so the crackpot BDOs they employ won't mistake a non-expression or frowny face as a sign of terrorism.
