Originally Posted by
Chrisinhouston
So when they ask me what is my destination, I'll just hand them The Watchtower and say "Heaven." If they are like most folks who encounter the JW's they will flag me by as fast as they can! And as I pass, I'll say, "Have a blessed day!"

Be sure to have a witness for your private room frisking! Answering "heaven" in the context of "where are you traveling by plane" is guaranteed to get you some extra attention.