NO! NO! NO!
I do not want your disgusting beverages smashing/exploding in the hold and leaking all over my Tumi.
Not to mention the wastefulness and environmental impact of air-freighting beer.
And spare a thought for the check in agents and baggage handlers who have to lug your bags around.
Get a better job, and buy some beer when you get home.
You really can't be that Poor.