Originally Posted by
Global_Hi_Flyer
It was a hypothetical. However, it's not much of a stretch from what's happened in the past at BWI or IAD ("sir, it is the LAW that you must answer whatever questions I axk you" by the document checker at IAD)
There's no way I would have been able to stop laughing. Seriously. I'd be in the secondary line with the TSO's hand down my pants and I'd still be laughing.
Mike