I don't like to be around children. That's half the reason I don't teach anymore.

I don't like to be around idiotic adults. That's the other half of the reason.


*I would suggest the OP try this restaurant about 15 miles east of Pittsburgh.

Leave your toddlers at home the next time you head to McDain's Restaurant and Golf Center in Monroeville.

"Beginning July 16, 2011 McDain's Restaurant will no longer admit children under 6 years of age," wrote the restaurant in an email to patrons. "We feel that McDain's is not a place for young children. Their volume can't be controlled and many, many times they have disturbed other customers."

McDain's atmosphere is intentionally adult, said owner Mike Vuick. The restaurant, which includes a bar, is connected to a driving range and has never offered a children's menu.

Read more at http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11193/1159804-56.stm