Originally Posted by
TheGolfWidow
Anatomically correct reproductions of male sex "objects" must be carried in checked baggage, as they could be used aboard an aircraft as weapons.
The real thing, however, may be carried on as it is totally harmless.
Well, that all depends
and I know I'm splitting hairs <pun intended and ducking> but what's the difference between a vibrating "anatomically correct reproduction of a male sex object" and a vibrator? <ducking redux>