Thought this may be quite a fun thread, apologies if it's been done before, nothing came up on search.

You know when you've stayed too long in a hotel when..

• You can call down to the front desk and say "Hi it's me"
• You're allowed to use the hotel's airport shuttle for trips to the shopping mall
• When you enter the hotel after staying somewhere else for the weekend by the time you've reached the desk you've already been checked in

At the moment I feel like I've been away for an age (almost three months now) but I'm sure there are a lot of people here that have been in a lot more extreme situations and can chime in!