Originally Posted by channa

You forgot to say "Rah! Rah!," refer to Smisek as a giant ferret, and go on a tirade about how this behavior is to be expected after two (2) decades of coddling the co-workers, telling them how great they are.

Other than that, I'd say you did pretty well.

In all seriousness, glad they were able to keep the club open with the paper plates contingency plan, despite the broken dishwasher. Thankfully, that sort of out-of-the-box thinking was brought over from the UA side of the house.