Originally Posted by
duchy
My "bits" were hovered over but remained unsulied
Good thing they didn't ask me about the RedSox's-as I'm one of those "dangerous" foreigners

Now that's just not true unless you're foolish enough to wear a Redskins jersey here in Texas.
Or a Tony Romo jersey, for that matter, since we all know that he is the AntiChrist sent here by Lucifer himself to ruin the Cowboys' legacy of Super Bowl championships with his mediocre playing and off field antics....but I digress.