arturo bin wachin thes posties fore lllooonnnggg tim. arturo themk et tim fore persin who kawl hemselph "charmin" to com kleen wiff wat he/she/it wan to kno. "charmin" yu sey awl thes thengs an wee knot hav eny idea why yu putt off plain. yu culd hav passed gas an kno won lik two smel yur gas an komplane. sinse yur nam "charmin" yu culd be skweezin toilit tissu an peepl knot lik to hav et skweezed en front of them. mebe yu chenge yur nam two "mr. whipple". yu thrown off plain fer guud reesin an arturo kno flit krew tel yu. yu jus knot lik reesin they giv yu an yu want enformashun from us. seams two arturo thet aerolin pritty guud to yu two pey fore yur hotel an let yu flie wiff thim nex dey.

"charmguy", arturo giv yu lessin frum "charm skool"--yu usualy git out of sumthin wat yu putt en it". yu knot putt enytheng en yur postie an yu git nuthin back frum et. ef yu want talkfliers two help yu, yu help talkfliers, thet wat we hear fore. arturo knot smert ash wiff yu. arturo luv peepl and knevr bee smert ash.