The Easter Bunny is no laughing matter, folks. It is that time of year again for CBP to warn us furriners about the fact that bringing Überraschungseier into the US is strongly verboten and will net us fines or worse!
Time for American parents to watch those parcels from family in Germany too; chances are they may arrive opened with a letter inside from CBP in place of the gift.
(Although I must admit that choosing to crack the egg over the screener's head was most likely not the best choice in this situation)
"I said, 'You want to see? This one's kind of broken. You're the winner. Here we go - smash!'
"And I smacked it on her head."