Originally Posted by
FriendlySkies
Originally Posted by
goalie
Maybe we need to travel with a conversion chart for cerebral lightweights like this nimrod who is supposed to be keeping us safe

Do you think they would be able to understand the chart?

I was thinking along the lines of "the tipping chart" that we use at F/t dinners as that is about as simple as you can get and in situations like that of the OP, we
need simple