Originally Posted by
ElizabethConley
I know two year olds very well. I'm most concerned about the presence of only 2 plates and the unequally distributed 4 cookies. (Note that 3 is not a factor of 4.) Big no-no! That scenario is about 45 seconds away from a hair-pulling, eye-gouging free-for-all that the producers of WWF would give their eyeteeth to capture on film.
Consider the TSA as the skinny bully, and the American public as
Casey the Punisher.
One day, someone's going to say, "ENOUGH!" and body-slam 'em.