I wish for a newbie like me, the information was more available. I see others getting their education here (or at least saying they have), but either the lingo or the assumed knowledge is higher than I'm grasping. If I was wealthier, I'd fly one of you know-it-alls over to explain the ins and outs of this in person. Help make sense of it all.

I'd like to learn in, I really would.