Originally Posted by
Crackerpup
Don't worry; you'll still get the same auto-fill-in-the-blank response (which you'll likely want to respond to).

And be sure to post it here, because we will all be shocked if the responder doesn't describe how shocked you must have been and declare how disheartened he/she was to read your email.
Originally Posted by
Crackerpup
This way, once a human actually reads it, your original email will most likely be seen as incredibly reasonable (particularly when compared to the others they get every day). As the saying goes, "...more flies with honey..."
I was really impressed by a well-written response I got one time from a DL agent. She complimented me on how well-written my email was, so they definitely do take notice of things that are properly composed and don't yell at them, make statements about how DL ruined the rest of your life, etc.