-The office travel manager shutters when you walk into her office and announce that you need her to plan a trip for you.
-You executive assistant stares at you with disbelief when you hand her receipts for 5 different hotels for a 5 night stay in the same city.
-No one in the office wants to travel with you.
-No one in the family wants to travel with you.
-Your boss gives you the stink-eye as he slogs his way to the back of the plane.
-A colleague walks into your office asking for advice on earning FF miles, but then after and hour of charts and diagrams complains that it is way too complicated.
-Your heart leaps with joy when you are at the gate and hear "Ladies and Gentlemen, we may be oversold....
-You just don't understand people who fly non-stop.
-You think "direct flights" (one stop, same flight number) are proof positive that airlines gouge customers.
-Your spouse thinks you are certifiably insane, but expects to share in your upgrades.