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Old Jan 22, 2011 | 3:37 pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Savage
No way. It is not possible to contain flatulence completely.

Watch out for those egg and bean breakfast burritos, TSA!
egg and bean burrito is nothing. Try that same burrito in combo with a 44 oz milkshake! Beans just make a lot of noise. Milkshakes are the real culprit...
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