Originally Posted by
Shredder
I am prepared to teach you the secret VIP handshake, but only if you promise not to pass it on to others…
1. Using your right hand, extend your pointer finger, folding the other three fingers inward.
2. Extend your thumb outwards at a 90 degree angle to your pointer finger.
3. Place the back of your right hand on your forehead.
4. Greet the TSA/CATSA security guard, slowly saying the 3 secrets words... LOO-HOO-ZER.
5. Enjoy the accompanying pat down to confirm acknowledgement of the handshake.

HAHA
I'm sure the pat down would be on the level, and you'd get a square deal...