Originally Posted by RadioGirl

Even for boiler plate this is bad. I had to color-code it. Here's the short version.
The bad stuff? It's not us, it's the TSA. See? Not our fault. Gov't.
If things get better, though, that's because of us. Yay, Delta!!
We think you must be an idiot, so we'll explain what the machine does, tell you it makes you safer, and hope that fixes everything.
Oh, and they forgot to mention the underpants bomber. I thought there was a federal regulation that said you had to mention the jockey jihadist every time you justify the NoS.